Thursday, March 17, 2011

SamRon 2.0 Break Down...Sammi/Vinny Battle Rap?! #SIPWATCHTWEET™

TONIGHT'S JERSEY SHORE SIP.WATCH.TWEET™
WINE SELECTION: SASSY BITCH WINE CHARDONNAY

Last episode PaulyD said "If they get back together, I'm going to kill myself. There will be no more beats, because I will kill myself." I'd say 100% of the Jersey Shore cast and 98.9% of the audience feels the same way about. Sammi has gone to blows [at least mentally] with everyone in the house with the exception of sweet Sicilian Vinny...Until now. Tonight, the self-proclaimed "sweetest bitch you'll ever meet" will battle Vinny; first in rap and then... CLICK HERE FOR SNEAK PEEK OF TONIGHT'S JERSEY SHORE



I am proud to present the first blond ever to appear on The Jesery Shore. Dedicated to the "bitch" I love to hate, Sammi- I have chosen the Chilean [which happens to be be Snooki's ethnicity] wine Sassy Bitch Chardonnay. She's a natural blond of translucent golden rod and amber. They Jersey "boys" aren't in to blondes on the whole, but they won't be able to turn this Sassy Bitch down. The fragrance she exudes is an intoxicating blend of the fruits and florals of the tropics-cherimoya, guava and plumeria. On the tongue, more island flavor; refreshing notes of pineapple and papaya flood your palate. She finishes with a hint of banana and as smooth as a "Jersey Shore Juice Head"'s tanned, oiled up chest.

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Countess Rose Perry, Certified Sommelier
Creator of SIP.WATCH.TWEET™

Thursday, March 10, 2011

"Doing The Dip"...Cheating ALREADY?! SIP.WATCH.TWEET™

 SIP.WATCH.TWEET™ WINE FOR THIS EPISODE:
WATERBROOK WINERY '09 SANGIOVESE ROSE


Tonight's episode of Jersey Shore brings *shock* more drama to the Shore. This time the target is the newly formed relationship of JWOW and Roger....Side note, is Sammy "Busted" texting someone other than Ronnie? Yea, this episode is busting at the seams with the dark, immortal sins of infidelity! Check out a sneak peak of tonight's Jersey Shore here: DOING THE DIP-JERSEY SHORE SNEAK PEAK
 
With all the debauchery, back stabbing and lewd behavior, what better wine to bring some innocence to the evening than Waterbrook Winery's Sangiovese Rose? With it's Italian "roots", vibrant misty rose color and bright aromas of Honey Pommello fruit, Rose hips and Hawaiian Pikake how can you feel naughty not nice while sipping? The taste is even more lively than the fragrance; white nectarine, yellow peach, passion fruit and a burst of ruby red grapefruit at the pleasantly acidic finish. Watch Jersey Shore to get heated up, savor this Sangiovese Rose to cool down.

TO ORDER WATERBROOK WINERY'S '09 SANGIOVESE ROSE CLICK ON THIS LINK: Waterbrook Winery Wines




Countess Rose Perry, Certified Sommelier
Wine Writer and Creator of SIP.WATCH.TWEET™